|Oh, hello, decrepit and embarassing mailbox. Do I ever have a plan for you...|
|Yes. Oh, yes.|
|Our friends Printer Paper, Scotch Tape, and Crayola Marker want to come along for the ride.|
*+ a lesson to anyone interested in wintertime spray-painting: Basements are a great option! Just don't place your project next to the air intake for your furnace, unless you really really like the smell of spray paint.