Somebody stop me.

... from buying this pretty pretty dress.
It's exactly the opposite of my actual dress (which I haven't bought yet, but should order soon) in that it's a)short and b)frilly.

However, It's the same as my actual dress in that it's a)awesome b)handmade c)informal and d)on etsy for under $500. And that, my friends, is all the hinting you will be getting, at least for now.

made by KTJean Designs.