Judging the book by its cover.

In one of my 512 alternate personalities/universes, I would design packaging.

Because then I could take credit for pretty things like this:

Pavel Gubin*

Jamie Conkleton Red Tettemer
Tub Gin website here

However, I will settle for having these products in my Liquor Cabinet instead.

*I can see this bottle as the subject of a great many inappropriate facebook photos.